"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via hy-poxia)

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

erratichearts:

me at your whack ass function.

(Source: shialablunt, via littledweeb)

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